Friday, March 5, 2010

How To Become As Rich As Bill Gates

I was browsing through the internet when I suddenly bumped into this: [LINK]

The title says: How To Become As Rich As Bill Gates.



It sounds kinda interesting. 

Here are the lessons you need to learn if you want to become as rich as Bill Gates:

Lesson 1 : Choose your grandparents carefully.

"Yeah, like we can really do that when we're not even born yet."

Lesson 2 : Choose your parents carefully.

"How is that even possible? Someone expects us to see God and make a deal so that God puts us in one of the rich woman's wombs."

Lesson 3 : Acquire research results by hiring and buying. 

Lesson 4 : Let other people do the programming.

Lesson 5 : Train your new CEO.

Lesson 6 : Focus on profit.

Lesson 7 : Let the venture capitalists schmooze Wall Street.

Lesson 8 : Self-esteem is not job 1.



Well, if you ask me, I don't really get it. I'm only interested with the first two lessons. Haha! Anyway, go to that link and read for yourself if you want to be rich like Bill Gates.


Oh yeah, don't forget to choose the right grandparents and parents. LOL.

4 comments:

Dewi Batrishya said...

Haha.. Susah2 lg mo tukar grand/parents.
Maybe we should just meet Doraemon and ask for a machine that can produce tons of money.. :P
P/s:
Realized that your entries these couple of days has been about money/making money.. haha
When u get rich, just remember to buy me dinner sumwhere.. hahah.. ;P

Fanzi said...

hehehe..

i want to have a lot of money so that i can blanja u all la ni.. hehehehe...

ibrahim1987 said...

Pick the right woman then so that your children won't blame you. that's what i believe.

Fanzi said...

the question is, am i the right man for that woman?