Sumpah-Sumpah

Ya Allah. Tanpa saya sedari, sudah masuk minggu kedua bulan puasa. Lupa pula mau wish 'selamat berpuasa' kepada semua umat Islam yang berpuasa. Maka dengan itu, saya ambil peluang keemasan ni untuk mengucapkan selamat berpuasa di bulan Ramadhan yang mulia ini kepada semua umat Islam walau di mana anda berada. Semoga puasa pada tahun ini lebih baik daripada tahun-tahun lepas.

Now is actually my bedtime. But before I sleep, I feel like sharing something. Do you know what is a 'sumpah-sumpah'? I know the word in English but I forgot the spelling. Yes, I'm talking about a /kemilien/. Again, sorry, I forgot the spelling and I'm too lazy to search for it in the internet. 

Anyway, so, you know that the /kemilien/ changes its colour according to the colour of its environment, right? I am exactly like the /kemilien/. I am able to change my colour too, but not literally lah. I'm talking about the word 'mood'. My mood changes according to my surrounding. For example, just now, I don't know what happened to this fellow, tiba-tiba marah tidak tentu pasal sampaikan saya yang baik-baik happy pun terikut marah. Therefore, to avoid myself from hurting someone else's feeling (because my mouth is a bitch when I am angry), I shut my mouth. But then bila saya diam memanjang, ini pula yang saya dapat.  

"Kenapa kau tidak mau cakap sama saya nih? Kau ingat bagus kah diam-diam macam tu? Apa masalah kau ni? Bikin stress betul lah kau nih?"

Sorry, I exaggerate a bit.

Anyway, I was like, WTF? Is it my problem or yours? I tried so hard not to say anything just to make sure I would not hurt your feeling. Tapi saya pula kena marah balik. What should I do? Kalau saya bising, nanti dia tambah sakit hati. Kalau saya diam pun dia marah. Betul-betul macam peribahasa 'diluah mati ibu, ditelan mati bapa' dan 'keluar mulut singa, masuk pula mulut buaya'. 

Photo: Google

Eh, betulkah peribahasa yang kedua tu?